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Nov 4, 2014 1:02:25 GMT -8
Post by B² on Nov 4, 2014 1:02:25 GMT -8
O/T from Ha!:
Doug's little buddy Carl Demaio's campaign texted my primary business cellphone today, reminding me to vote for him. That's a first for me. Needless to say I won't be because of it. I get enough spam calls and such as it is. I was pissed.
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Nov 10, 2014 12:33:56 GMT -8
Post by B² on Nov 10, 2014 12:33:56 GMT -8
The UT ran a little blurb today about the top 5 places to work in San Diego.
Surprise! Number one on the list was the Manchester Grand Hyatt.
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Nov 10, 2014 16:34:39 GMT -8
Post by PresterJohn on Nov 10, 2014 16:34:39 GMT -8
The UT ran a little blurb today about the top 5 places to work in San Diego. Surprise! Number one on the list was the Manchester Grand Hyatt. :lol3 Holy shit. |
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Nov 14, 2014 22:42:18 GMT -8
Post by PresterJohn on Nov 14, 2014 22:42:18 GMT -8
Confidence. What is it?
A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art Apple watch, and I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
The guy says, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”
"Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The guy smiles, taps his watch and says, “Darn thing’s an hour fast.”
And that, my friends, is . . . Confidence!
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Nov 16, 2014 18:42:13 GMT -8
Post by LAVELLE on Nov 16, 2014 18:42:13 GMT -8
If you want some real good belly laughs, here's a link of some cats sleeping in the weirdest positions inside the weirdest "beds." God I laughed so hard my mouth hurt. Funny sleeping cats.... |
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Nov 24, 2014 18:47:01 GMT -8
Post by GG on Nov 24, 2014 18:47:01 GMT -8
Confidence. What is it? A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art Apple watch, and I was just testing it.” The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?” The guy says, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.” The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?” "Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.” The woman giggles and replies, “Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!” The guy smiles, taps his watch and says, “Darn thing’s an hour fast.” And that, my friends, is . . . Confidence! like-icon |
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Dec 3, 2014 11:30:16 GMT -8
Post by B² on Dec 3, 2014 11:30:16 GMT -8
Just the punchline: "You mean they gave me a chihuahua? " |
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Dec 3, 2014 11:30:55 GMT -8
Post by B² on Dec 3, 2014 11:30:55 GMT -8
Another one:
"You rub it and it turns into a suitcase."
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Dec 27, 2014 18:24:49 GMT -8
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Jan 10, 2015 15:05:34 GMT -8
Post by LAVELLE on Jan 10, 2015 15:05:34 GMT -8
I had to replace a brake light bulb so when I took off the outer casing, lo and behold! A black widow spider was living in my brake light compartment. His web was all over the place. I cleaned out the compartment but I didn't see the spider drop to the ground, so he's still in there.
What a place to make your home! Where does he get food? And it sure must get drafty in there....ha! smileys-car-driving-109127
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Jan 11, 2015 21:11:05 GMT -8
Post by LAVELLE on Jan 11, 2015 21:11:05 GMT -8
I had to replace a brake light bulb so when I took off the outer casing, lo and behold! A black widow spider was living in my brake light compartment. His web was all over the place. I cleaned out the compartment but I didn't see the spider drop to the ground, so he's still in there. What a place to make your home! Where does he get food? And it sure must get drafty in there....ha! smileys-car-driving-109127 OK, I'm no mechanic but if there are little things I can do to my car then I do them. So I was able to put in a new tail light bulb and it worked, but today when I got in my car to go somewhere I saw that my turn signals didn't work. So I fixed one problem and at the same time created another one. 4fvgdaq_thWell, how interesting would life be without little puzzles to solve? Ha! So tomorrow I'll tackle the blinker puzzle....  |
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Jan 13, 2015 12:52:03 GMT -8
Post by LAVELLE on Jan 13, 2015 12:52:03 GMT -8
I had to replace a brake light bulb so when I took off the outer casing, lo and behold! A black widow spider was living in my brake light compartment. His web was all over the place. I cleaned out the compartment but I didn't see the spider drop to the ground, so he's still in there. What a place to make your home! Where does he get food? And it sure must get drafty in there....ha! smileys-car-driving-109127 OK, I'm no mechanic but if there are little things I can do to my car then I do them. So I was able to put in a new tail light bulb and it worked, but today when I got in my car to go somewhere I saw that my turn signals didn't work. So I fixed one problem and at the same time created another one. 4fvgdaq_thWell, how interesting would life be without little puzzles to solve? Ha! So tomorrow I'll tackle the blinker puzzle.... I realize I'm pulling a notgeorge here by quoting and replying to myself. I do talk to myself in RL -- yes even in stores lol! -- but I had to share some more earth shattering news. I realize that the mob who read and post here hang on my every word.... So yesterday when I went out to my car to go somewhere, I started it up and tried the turn signals and they both WORKED!!! I hadn't touched a thing from the day before. It's a damn miracle I tell ya! I'm not asking questions, just accepting the gift.  |
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Jan 14, 2015 12:42:20 GMT -8
Post by B² on Jan 14, 2015 12:42:20 GMT -8
I had to replace a brake light bulb so when I took off the outer casing, lo and behold! A black widow spider was living in my brake light compartment. His web was all over the place. I cleaned out the compartment but I didn't see the spider drop to the ground, so he's still in there. What a place to make your home! Where does he get food? And it sure must get drafty in there....ha! smileys-car-driving-109127 Pro-tip: Use a little smear of dielectric grease on the bulb's base and socket. |
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Jan 14, 2015 17:01:00 GMT -8
Post by LAVELLE on Jan 14, 2015 17:01:00 GMT -8
I had to replace a brake light bulb so when I took off the outer casing, lo and behold! A black widow spider was living in my brake light compartment. His web was all over the place. I cleaned out the compartment but I didn't see the spider drop to the ground, so he's still in there. What a place to make your home! Where does he get food? And it sure must get drafty in there....ha! smileys-car-driving-109127 Pro-tip: Use a little smear of dielectric grease on the bulb's base and socket. Thanks for the tip. But I think it's already on there....there was some goop already on the base and socket. I wondered what that was. But it was also in the other bulb socket so I figured it needed to be there. |
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Jan 19, 2015 16:24:46 GMT -8
Post by LAVELLE on Jan 19, 2015 16:24:46 GMT -8
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