Ha!

An elderly woman was caught shoplifting and was going up in front of the judge for sentencing. The judge asked, "What did you steal?" "A can of peaches", she said. The judge asked why she stole them, and she said she was hungry. The judge thought for a minute, and asked her how many peaches were in the can. "Six peaches", she said. The judge frowned, and said, "OK, I'll give you six months in jail - one for each peach."

At this point, the woman's husband stood up, and asked if he could say something on behalf of his wife. "Sure", said the judge, "what is it?"

The husband looked at his wife, and said, "She also stole a can of peas."

I just noticed that due to my post count, I am now called a name that can no longer be referred to due to the fact that I changed it to something less questionable....Ha!

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I do NOT need to feel any older than I already do....(that other name, indeed)!

'Crusty denizen' is better than 'long timer'. That one sounds too much like a reference to Papillon Soo Soo.
The names the forum came preloaded with were stupider than the dumb crap I came up with. I think the top tier was "god". Totally lame.

Besides that the lime green stars sets a nice contrast to the title.

i love the one with his arms sprawled out